johnthomasloves:

PETER: The campus is beautiful, the teachers are amazing, and the student body is such a great mix, you know, they’re all about diversity.

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PETER: All I can say is, I went through a dark period, and I slept with a whole lot of people.

ANDREW: People?

PETER: What’s wrong?

ANDREW: No, it’s just that when most guys discus their conquests, they don’t say ‘people.’

PETER: Oh, well…

ANDREW: No, it’s okay. I appreciate the fact that you value diversity.

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BREE: Andrew? Honey, why are you in my bed?

PETER: Have you seen my pants, I can’t…

ANDREW: Now we’re even.


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